Okay, so we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming very soon (you can likely expect a new outfit in the next day or so), but I had to share.
I was poking around Amazon.com, daydreaming about real-life ‘mogging (I think some cultures refer to it as “fashion”), when I stumbled onto this little horror.
World of Warcraft Blizzard Murloc Costume Zip Up Hoodie Hooded Sweartshirt
That’s an affiliate link (yeah, yeah, I know), but… don’t buy it. For the love of god, don’t buy it. Do you really need that unholy abomination in your life? It would be like walking into a creepy antiques shop in the first five minutes of a horror movie and buying the creepiest doll you can find from Christopher Lee. Why would you do that.
But I just can’t turn away. I mean, its eyes — its bright, burning eyes, they speak to me in some strange tongue I cannot understand. They speak of riches and power and the end of days and I know, in that moment, that all is lost.
There can be no safety. There can be no sleep.
Only whaaaaarblegarblegarble.