Leather Transmog: Dokebi Chestguard (Monks)

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Cathedral

I’m baaaaack…

Head:   Scaled Leather Headband
Shoulders:  Red Crane Shoulderguards (Monks Only)
Back: N/A
Chest:   Dokebi Chestguard
Hands:    Dokebi Gloves
Waist:  Belt of Feigned Joy
Legs:  Mistdancer Legguards (Monks Only)
Feet:   Corehound Boots

Main-Hand: Amber Spear of Klaxxi’vess
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Did you know that there’s a new expansion lurking on the horizon? And that that means I’m finally back to playing World of Warcraft again? And yes, I did receive the Fashionista achievement moments after logging in for the first time in months, because I have a problem and that problem is called “hording transmog gear.”

Check back over the next few weeks for more sets, the creation of a demon hunter category, and some discussion of recent transmog changes. In the interim, monks! This burnt orange leather transmog set is locked to the practitioner of the monkish arts (is that a thing — we’re going to say that’s a thing) but you could probably work something similar with different shoulders for other classes.

Leather Transmog: Crown of Malorne (Druid)

Posted on December 1, 2015 by Cathedral

Leather Transmog - Crown of Malorne - Night Elf Druid

The more I look at this set, the more I’m unsure if it successfully walks the line between “fashionable” and “got dressed in the dark while drunk.”

Head: Crown of Malorne
Shoulders: Spaulders of Dinomancy

Back: N/A
Chest:    Daggerjaw Jerkin
Hands:  Overgrowth Cutter Gauntlets
Waist:  Cord of Nature’s Sustenance
Legs:  Spider Venom Leggings
Feet:     Forest Leather Boots

Main-Hand: Jagged Edge of Time
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

I don’t keep this website updated as frequently as I should (on a related note, watch this space for updates on Legion’s leaked gear and weapons models sometime in the next decade), so it might surprise you to hear that I build some of these sets weeks, if not months, before they’re posted.

Why the delay? Honestly, formatting the posts and making the screen captures takes time I sometimes just don’t have. So the sets sit there, waiting patiently, for the day I’ll go through my drafts folder and go, “Oh yeah, that’s a thing,” and send it out for the world to enjoy.

That’s what happened this morning, except wasn’t so much, “Oh hey, check out the deft craftsmanship that went into this handmade transmog set I made several months ago” as, “uh, wait… why.” Like, the helm and the bone-coloured belt make sense, and even the shoulders could work in theory, but with the shoes and the dagger I’m kind of left scratching my head. Maybe somebody spiked my coffee with more LSD than usual that day. Anything’s possible.

So consider today’s transmog set a risky experiment. I think it looks good on night elves, but other races will find their mileage varies considerably.

If you guys have ideas re: a better weapon or shoes, hit me up in the comments.

Cloth Transmog: Garments of Temperance

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Cathedral

Head:    Royal Headband
Shoulders:  Shoulders of Foaming Fluids
Back: N/A
Chest:  Garments of Temperance
Hands:   Exiled Dabbler’s Gloves
Waist:  Pillarbind Waistguard
Legs: N/A
Feet:   Outlander’s Boots

Main-Hand: Divine Companion
Off-Hand: Torch of the Celestial Spark

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Normally, this is the part where I tell a couple of jokes or talk a bit about the origins of the transmog set, but today all I want to say is this:

Am I the only one who thinks Shoulders of Foaming Fluids sounds, like, super gross?

Because ew, you guys. Ew.

Leather Transmog: Imagined Horrors (Rogue)

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Cathedral

Leather Transmog - Human Rogue - Imagined Horrors

This is our town, scrub! (Yeah, beat it!)

Head: Helm of Imagined Horrors

Shoulders:  Wrathful Gladiator’s Leather Spaulders (Rogue)
Back: N/A
Chest:    Breezestrider Jerkin
Hands:   Daggerjaw Gloves
Waist:   Breezestrider Waistband
Legs: Bogpaddle Leggings
Feet:  Wrathful Gladiator’s Boots of Triumph

Main-Hand: Namlack’s Supernumerary Sticker
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Feeling disaffected with your government? Tired of envying your fat cat neighbour’s plush new cardboard box to sleep in or choking down your mama’s homemade dirt-and-stringy-coyote-hair pie? Come to the Deadmines, where drifters and deadbeats and layabouts are forged into lean, mean, drifting and deadbeating and layabouting machines.

Can’t find a job because the fields are bare and the guards at Sentinel Hill don’t like the way you smell? The Defias Brotherhood offers ample training opportunities to its members in the lucrative fields of thieving, stabbing, and general rabble-rousing, all for the low, low cost of being slaughtered indiscriminately by rampaging hordes of low-level Alliance adventurers.

So far as this leather transmog is concerned, it’s “bring-your-own-bandana,” though. Do we look like we’re made of money?

Cloth Transmog: Virtuous Skirt

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Cathedral

Cloth Transmog - Undead - Virtuous Skirt

Behold, the angriest yellow belt you’ve ever seen.

Head:  Enigma Circlet (Mages Only)
Shoulders:   Orb-Bound Shoulders
Back: N/A
Chest:    Laughing Skull Tunic
Hands:    Gloves of the Servant
Waist:   Essence of Anger
Legs: Replica Virtuous Skirt
Feet:   Cordwoven Sandals

Main-Hand: Darklight Torch
Off-Hand: Lamp of Peaceful Radiance

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Look, I’ll be straight with you. I’m not the best person out there. I have flaws. Sometimes, when I’m at a dinner party, I’ll lock eyes with a guest standing across the room and then slowly, methodically, eat the last h’ordeuvre on the plate as a way to assert dominance.

But my skirt, my skirt is virtuous, people.

Okay, it’s a replica of a skirt that’s virtuous. But that’s close enough.

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Category Archives: Color

Leather Transmog: Dokebi Chestguard (Monks)

Leather Transmog: Crown of Malorne (Druid)

Cloth Transmog: Garments of Temperance

Leather Transmog: Imagined Horrors (Rogue)

Cloth Transmog: Virtuous Skirt